05 September, 2008

About that "Torture" McCain Suffered...

He didn't.

McCain was never tortured as a POW.

Every confession he made was absolutely accurate.

Every technique used against him was perfectly legal, moral, and ethical.

Our government says so:

The torture that was deployed against McCain emerges in all the various accounts. It involved sleep deprivation, the withholding of medical treatment, stress positions, long-time standing, and beating. Sound familiar?

According to the Bush administration's definition of torture, McCain was therefore not tortured.

Cheney denies that McCain was tortured; as does Bush. So do John Yoo and David Addington and George Tenet. In the one indisputably authentic version of the story of a Vietnamese guard showing compassion, McCain talks of the agony of long-time standing. A quarter century later, Don Rumsfeld was putting his signature to memos lengthening the agony of "long-time standing" that victims of Bush's torture regime would have to endure. These torture techniques are, according to the president of the United States, merely "enhanced interrogation."

No war crimes were committed against McCain. And the techniques used are, according to the president, tools to extract accurate information. And so the false confessions that McCain was forced to make were, according to the logic of the Bush administration, as accurate as the "intelligence" we have procured from "interrogating" terror suspects. Feel safer?

Imfuckingmeasurably.

Just in case anyone's all outraged by this on McCain's behalf, just remember that he agrees 110%:

Now the kicker: in the Military Commissions Act, McCain acquiesced to the use of these techniques against terror suspects by the CIA. And so the tortured became the enabler of torture. Someone somewhere cried out in pain for the same reasons McCain once did. And McCain let it continue.

That's real presidential material, that is.

Andrew Sullivan's earned himself a bottle o' the best in the house for this piece. Tip o' the shot glass to Ed Brayton for making sure I didn't miss it.

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